my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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