Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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