Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Dick very happy bro
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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