i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Ketchup is God's man juice
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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