i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
do nipples grow back?
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