She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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