I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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