Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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