Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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