you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The best revenge is premature balding
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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