They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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