My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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