he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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