chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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