It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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