she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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