I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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