I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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