I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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