rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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