IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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