U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
how do flat chested girls get laid?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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