"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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