She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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