I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
