the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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