i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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