This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
