They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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