Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Your tits are I can't wait for
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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