What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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