i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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