im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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