The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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