I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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