It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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