So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
