PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he puts the penis in happiness.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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