Barsexuality is the new black.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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