You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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