opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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