Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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