i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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