remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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