I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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