I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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