i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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