why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
