Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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