Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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